Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
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We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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