Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
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I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
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I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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