Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
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Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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