this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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