She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
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They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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