she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
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How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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