so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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