Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
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I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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