Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
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Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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