these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
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Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
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I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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