I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
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Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
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And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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