haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
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Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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