you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
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Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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