yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
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Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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