Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
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some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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