dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
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Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
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Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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