Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
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i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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