I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
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i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
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i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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