What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
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you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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