At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
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No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Maybe he injected his testicle?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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