For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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