when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
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him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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