Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
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Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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