Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
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Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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