this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Randomize