would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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How did I end up in the pool?!
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He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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