The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
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Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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