Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
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i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
So much rum. So many feels.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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