Sacagawea was the original milf.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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