I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
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I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize