Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
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How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
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A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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