In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
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the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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