the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
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Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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