I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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