BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
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i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
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Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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