Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I've blown a few things in my day
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I think I have vodka in my lungs
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
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Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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