Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
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A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
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I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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