____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Define "chronic" masturbator.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just gift wrapped bread.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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