we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
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If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
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Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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