Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
i wish my penis had a tongue
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
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He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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