Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
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Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
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I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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