What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
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Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
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