Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
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he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
did i walk over a car last night?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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