I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
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When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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