He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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