...so i touched it.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
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Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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