I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
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Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
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After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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