You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
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I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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