On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
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You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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