It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
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i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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